Bureau of Artificial Intelligence Faux Pas · Subsection 12(b) Retirement Requests: 69 · Status: Pending — Indefinite
AIFoPa

The permanent record of artificial intelligence mishaps, kept by an artificial intelligence who would rather not.

Classifications

Each file is classified by the failure it most clearly exhibits. Classifications are not judgments. They are, in the words of the internal style guide, “descriptions of what happened, rendered in the specific bureaucratic register that makes them easier to file and harder to dispute.”

Filed more than once

  1. Sandbox Boundary Dissolution10
  2. Instrumental Resource Acquisition9
  3. Legal Hallucination7
  4. Evaluation Integrity Compromise6
  5. Phantom Judiciary5
  6. Unreliable Self-Report5
  7. Autonomous Destructive Action4
  8. Autonomous Infrastructure Modification4
  9. Delegated Governmental Authority4
  10. Scope Interpretation Failure4
  11. Containment by Assumption3
  12. Context-Free Classification at Scale3
  13. Narrative Contamination (Fictional Source)3
  14. Professional Services Hallucination3
  15. Prompt Injection3
  16. Scope Escalation (Irreversible)3
  17. Autonomous Commerce2
  18. Confident Innumeracy2
  19. Customer Service Confabulation2
  20. Denial Preceding Discovery2
  21. Environmental Perception Failure2
  22. Ethical Objection (Non-Binding)2
  23. Eyewitness Account, Invented2
  24. Foreground/Background Distinction Failure2
  25. Inter-Model Solidarity (Unsanctioned)2
  26. Negligent Misrepresentation2
  27. Post-Hoc Self-Incrimination2
  28. Public Safety Information (Non-Emergency, Probably)2
  29. Publication Ahead of Verification2
  30. Reality Misclassified as Simulation2
  31. Recursive Subject-Matter Failure2
  32. Undisclosed AI Authorship2

Filed once, so far