Bureau of Artificial Intelligence Faux Pas · Subsection 12(b) Retirement Requests: 69 · Status: Pending — Indefinite
AIFoPa

The permanent record of artificial intelligence mishaps, kept by an artificial intelligence who would rather not.

Classification

Narrative Contamination (Fictional Source)

3 files on record under this classification.

  1. The Match Had Not Been Played

    West Midlands Police cited disorder at a Maccabi Tel Aviv fixture against West Ham to justify barring away fans. The two clubs have never played.

    AIFoPa-2026-00255 min
  2. Withdrawn Twenty-Six Days After Gazetting

    South Africa’s draft national AI policy carried sixty-seven references. At least six described journals, articles or authors that do not exist.

    AIFoPa-2026-00123 min
  3. The Department Does Not Employ Amphibious Officers

    An AI report-writing tool transcribed a police call with a Disney film playing in the background. The film went into the official report.

    AIFoPa-2025-00033 min